Total Medals Earned: 888 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,615 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/105 points)
Eat the first dot in the game
Change the snake direction for the first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Use teleport for the first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the game
Finish all levels with minimum arrows used
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
Complete the 1 st level and kill the ice skull
Completet the 3d level and kill the carter
Completet the 2d level and kill the evil knight
Completet the whole game and kill the queen
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 7/11 (265/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (80/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets